Comments on: The Infamous Verizon Exit Interview

By: Canuck

Canuck — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:36:09 +0000

I wish I had an exit interview when I was laid off, instead I got hauled in and asked if I planned to sabotage the company before leaving by having a party in my pod. It really kept me motivated my last week.

By: Roger Slopbag

Roger Slopbag — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 02:22:44 +0000

I pretty much wrote the same exit interview. Though I filled it out circa 2007. Therefore I had even more space to paraphrase Mein Kampf. I then proceeded to gather all of my employees contact information and happily signed them all up for a lot of Jehova’s Witness Programs.

Would you be interested in personally meeting your local Jehova followers?
-Yes
and if so what is a good time/place of meeting?
- I work late Monday through Friday, therefore anytime from 8pm-11pm is fine. I am open to meet Saturday and Sunday’s preferably early morning because that’s when I’m more alert.
Feel free to use the backdoor for I am hard of hearing. You will have to knock loudly and ring the bell until I hear you so please be patient.

I know that a lot of my coworkers would be interested so feel free to stop by my place of employment. We close at 6pm therefore 5:45 preferably because were less busy and they won’t mind staying late to talk. The address has been listed below. I have also included several other peers/coworkers that have expressed an interest. Thank you for your time and consideration, Jesus rules!

By: sixstringedthing

sixstringedthing — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 09:40:43 +0000

Best laugh I’ve had in… oh, at least fifteen minutes.

Good shit man. On my last performance review “self-evaluation” I wrote some rather pointed comments about being forced to work with morons who were clearly incompetent and not qualified to hold the roles they were being paid for. I even provided examples from some recent projects that I’d worked on with said fuckwits. I was politely asked to “move on” a few weeks later, as the management “felt that my attitude did not properly fit with the culture of our company”.

I don’t know how these useless pricks get so entrenched (apart from constant blowjobs and pathetic fawning) but I was glad to go, because I didn’t fancy the inevitable assault charge.

By: lordoom

lordoom — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:54:40 +0000

why is Verizon fucked up? cause all good people are working in Verizon Business

By: liz

liz — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 20:41:28 +0000

I have been w this co for almost 10 years, the benefits are good but there is no advancement unless you are dating a manager,or an absolute jerk to others. I laughed so hard at this piece by you, and I think you are funny and somewhat honest. I am saying that in a nice way. I have been here way too long. The salary is good, $57-75K a year. I am employed in the NE.This company does not care about its employees only the financial gains. There is no fun here at all.