Metaphysical meta-ness
v2 is genuinely upset that there aren’t enough Ho Ho Hoes running around and trying to give him a merry XXX-mas. Puns. It’s come to that…

We Like to Party
We here at tommy|zor love to party… a lot. We’ve had our share of many good parties and many social gatherings with tragic endings…

How’s that Haterade taste?
Put down your bottles immediately! It’s time to stop the blind hate in this world and start hating things for the proper reasons.

Behind the Scenes
v2 and Zor take you behind the scenes to show you exactly how an article gets inspired and written on tommyzor.com

Writer’s Block still going
Zor continues to struggle through his writer’s block and goes off his rocker.

The Art of Abstract, or something
Sometimes the power of the human imagination helps us be really creative. I have no idea what that feels like.

Writer’s Block
Zor can’t get over his writer’s block, so he decided to just start writing anyway.
Caution: contents are hot.

“It’s just…so…meta…” Part V
It’s about time the world got a Part V as good as Star Wars, but with 73% less ice and 91% more metaphysical.

“It’s just so…meta…” Part IV
The trilogy concludes with a needlessly tacked-on fourth installment!

“It’s just so…meta…” Part III
The saga continues with something far better than Star Wars Episode III…

tommy|zor Upgrades California
Zor gives you the lowdown of his trip with v2 down to California this past summer. Warning: bandwidth intensive - many videos and images.

“It’s just so…meta…” Part II
The metaphysical journey continues with another excerpt from v2’s own bathroom musings…

“It’s just so…meta…” Part I
I bring you a little treat: some of my stand-up comedy routine, except you have to read it, you lazy shit.

Ikea is the work of the devil, in a good way
Tommy v2 goes into the depths of Hell, and it’s Swedish and really kinda awesome.

Life without Wal-Mart
It’s been 23 days since I’ve been inside a Wal-Mart. The end of the world is near.






