The Annual v2 Awards 2009
It’s time to remember some of the finer things in 2009, since we’ve already forgot most of them.

My X-Mas Present to You: A preview of my book
It’s been a long time coming, but it’s finally here. A sneak peak at my upcoming book for your amusement!

Another Year to Live, Another Year to Reflect
It’s my birthday and I wanted to spread some cheer.

Lost in the Ber-meta Triangle
It may be a dangerous path, but it doesn’t stop me from going head-first into it. Stupidity ensues.

Get off the Road
After a long hiatus, there’s something I need to get off my chest.

Letters to Manufacturers
Some companies want customer feedback. Well, they asked for it…

On a serious note…
Who doesn’t love to revel in the misery of someone else?

It’s Time to Kill Boredom
Let’s start the revolution today.

I’ll Show You Meta
In a strange turn of events induced by alcohol and the full moon, Zor goes meta this week.

Thanks, iPhone, for ruining people (more)
For once, I rip into people for using a device I have no problem with. Well, I guess now I have a problem with the device, then.

Retail is Detail
In the end, everybody comes out an idiot.

Lying Can Be Fun
…when used in the proper context, of course.

I Don’t Care so Shut Up Already
I’d like to share the pains of conversing in today’s world…

Metalogicality
It’s back to the metasphere with another collection of thoughts too stupid to tell your therapist!

The Importance of Friends
To quote the great Al Bundy: “Friends – don’t want ‘em, don’t need ‘em; sure as hell don’t wanna watch ‘em!”

You’re Not Fooling Anybody
One bad pickup line after another… I’ve had enough!

Oh, the joys of summer life
Summer is good. You got a problem with that?

Here’s your Gold Star
There’s competition, and there’s competition those on the special bus wouldn’t go near.

Put your trust in Doctor v2
Please come in, Doctor v2 is ready to see you now.
