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Tommy v2

avatarTommy v2 is the self-proclaimed "best comedy writer on the Internet" and has a big right biceps muscle to back it up. He enjoys writing, long walks on the beach (if it's a topless beach full of Swedish lesbo supermodels, that is), drinking cheap Canadian beer, and working out to the powerful music of Ace of Base. That's two Swedish things in one paragraph, and there's two things you can do about it: Nothing, and like it. Tommy v2 is also the best Street Fighter Alpha 2 player in the entire world, including South Korea. Contact Him Directly

Lost in the Ber-meta Triangle

It may be a dangerous path, but it doesn’t stop me from going head-first into it. Stupidity ensues.

Letters to Manufacturers

Some companies want customer feedback. Well, they asked for it…

On a serious note…

Who doesn’t love to revel in the misery of someone else?

Thanks, iPhone, for ruining people (more)

For once, I rip into people for using a device I have no problem with. Well, I guess now I have a problem with the device, then.

Oh, to be a girl!

Being a girl is the easiest thing in the world. Let me show you why with this v2 Classic from 2004!

Metalogicality

It’s back to the metasphere with another collection of thoughts too stupid to tell your therapist!

The Importance of Friends

To quote the great Al Bundy: “Friends – don’t want ‘em, don’t need ‘em; sure as hell don’t wanna watch ‘em!”

Oh, the joys of summer life

Summer is good. You got a problem with that?

Put your trust in Doctor v2

Please come in, Doctor v2 is ready to see you now.

Murphy’s Law

“If something can go wrong, it will…” That’s a pretty strict law, and I’m here to give myself tickets…