Lost in the Ber-meta Triangle
It may be a dangerous path, but it doesn’t stop me from going head-first into it. Stupidity ensues.

Letters to Manufacturers
Some companies want customer feedback. Well, they asked for it…

On a serious note…
Who doesn’t love to revel in the misery of someone else?

Thanks, iPhone, for ruining people (more)
For once, I rip into people for using a device I have no problem with. Well, I guess now I have a problem with the device, then.

Oh, to be a girl!
Being a girl is the easiest thing in the world. Let me show you why with this v2 Classic from 2004!

Metalogicality
It’s back to the metasphere with another collection of thoughts too stupid to tell your therapist!

The Importance of Friends
To quote the great Al Bundy: “Friends – don’t want ‘em, don’t need ‘em; sure as hell don’t wanna watch ‘em!”

Oh, the joys of summer life
Summer is good. You got a problem with that?

Put your trust in Doctor v2
Please come in, Doctor v2 is ready to see you now.

Murphy’s Law
“If something can go wrong, it will…” That’s a pretty strict law, and I’m here to give myself tickets…
