the Tommy|Zor era

Tommy v2 is the self-proclaimed "best comedy writer on the Internet" and has a big right biceps muscle to back it up. He enjoys writing, long walks on the beach (if it's a topless beach full of Swedish lesbo supermodels, that is), drinking cheap Canadian beer, and working out to the powerful music of Ace of Base. That's two Swedish things in one paragraph, and there's two things you can do about it: Nothing, and like it. Tommy v2 is also the best Street Fighter Alpha 2 player in the entire world, including South Korea. Contact Him Directly

It’s time to remember some of the finer things in 2009, since we’ve already forgot most of them.

It’s been a long time coming, but it’s finally here. A sneak peak at my upcoming book for your amusement!

It may be a dangerous path, but it doesn’t stop me from going head-first into it. Stupidity ensues.

Some companies want customer feedback. Well, they asked for it…

Who doesn’t love to revel in the misery of someone else?

For once, I rip into people for using a device I have no problem with. Well, I guess now I have a problem with the device, then.

Being a girl is the easiest thing in the world. Let me show you why with this v2 Classic from 2004!

It’s back to the metasphere with another collection of thoughts too stupid to tell your therapist!

To quote the great Al Bundy: “Friends – don’t want ‘em, don’t need ‘em; sure as hell don’t wanna watch ‘em!”

Summer is good. You got a problem with that?

Please come in, Doctor v2 is ready to see you now.

“If something can go wrong, it will…” That’s a pretty strict law, and I’m here to give myself tickets…

It’s been 5 years since the Internet became a better place. Also, the 5 best wasted years of my life!

For all of you using this totally bullshit, nonsense thing, enjoy this! http://www.twitter.com/tommyzor

You can view Twitter updates on the top right corner of the home page, too.

Please add us to your Twitter followings, or whatever the kids are calling it these days.

Another opportunity to bitch and complain because the majority does not agree with me…

Take a walk through the movie sequel hall of shame with these unbelievable pieces of shit!

Tommy v2 goes vintage v2 to bring you another classic. Oh yeah, and he gives out awards to shit, too.

The meta series concludes with a solid thud, right upside your head.

Don’t let snobby artist types tell you that something can’t be awesome anymore! Also, punch them in the face and make them explode.