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Tommy v2

avatarTommy v2 is the self-proclaimed "best comedy writer on the Internet" and has a big right biceps muscle to back it up. He enjoys writing, long walks on the beach (if it's a topless beach full of Swedish lesbo supermodels, that is), drinking cheap Canadian beer, and working out to the powerful music of Ace of Base. That's two Swedish things in one paragraph, and there's two things you can do about it: Nothing, and like it. Tommy v2 is also the best Street Fighter Alpha 2 player in the entire world, including South Korea. Contact Him Directly

How I Keep It Real

Hey, someone’s gotta do it!

Film mash-up for cinema nerds

Film mash-up for cinema nerds

I do to my favourite movies what kids do with their food – blend that shit right up.

The Tommy v2 Quiz

Think you know v2 well? Read on and find out!

Cinema surprise: Machete is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen

I hoped it would be great, and then shit got real.

Random thoughts

It’s just one of those days, and there’s no point in keeping all this to myself.

I seriously hate computer cartoons

I need to share my hatred for all these useless, money-grabbing pieces of crap.

v2 Reviews: How I Met Your Mother

Ever seen a show that’s “pretty good” and then you watch it all and decide it’s “totally bullshit”? It’s like dating all over again…

v2′s Final Fantasy XIII Review

Can Square’s latest entry in the Final Fantasy series live up to the brand’s high standards? Hint: Not even fucking close.

The Annual v2 Awards 2009

It’s time to remember some of the finer things in 2009, since we’ve already forgot most of them.

Happy Holidays from TommyZor!