the Tommy|Zor era

Tommy v2 is the self-proclaimed "best comedy writer on the Internet" and has a big right biceps muscle to back it up. He enjoys writing, long walks on the beach (if it's a topless beach full of Swedish lesbo supermodels, that is), drinking cheap Canadian beer, and working out to the powerful music of Ace of Base. That's two Swedish things in one paragraph, and there's two things you can do about it: Nothing, and like it. Tommy v2 is also the best Street Fighter Alpha 2 player in the entire world, including South Korea. Contact Him Directly

You owe it to yourself as a gamer and human being to buy and play this gem of a game. Period. [now updated with video review from GameTrailers]

v2 is genuinely upset that there aren’t enough Ho Ho Hoes running around and trying to give him a merry XXX-mas. Puns. It’s come to that…

Put down your bottles immediately! It’s time to stop the blind hate in this world and start hating things for the proper reasons.

Sometimes the power of the human imagination helps us be really creative. I have no idea what that feels like.

It’s about time the world got a Part V as good as Star Wars, but with 73% less ice and 91% more metaphysical.

The trilogy concludes with a needlessly tacked-on fourth installment!

The saga continues with something far better than Star Wars Episode III…

The metaphysical journey continues with another excerpt from v2’s own bathroom musings…

I bring you a little treat: some of my stand-up comedy routine, except you have to read it, you lazy shit.

Tommy v2 goes into the depths of Hell, and it’s Swedish and really kinda awesome.

It’s been 23 days since I’ve been inside a Wal-Mart. The end of the world is near.

v2 takes a look at one of his childhood favourites - that goddamn Carebears cartoon.

What the hell is wrong with everyone these days? When you were told to be more expressive, they didn’t mean this…

Tommy v2 reveals a dark secret and will probably burn in hell for it - he’s in love with Amanda Bynes. But there’s a small problem…

Gamers rejoice! Tommy|Zor interviews the lovely and hardcore Raychul Moore from GameGirl.com!