Tommy v2

Tommy v2 is the self-proclaimed "best comedy writer on the Internet" and has a big right biceps muscle to back it up. He enjoys writing, long walks on the beach (if it's a topless beach full of Swedish lesbo supermodels, that is), drinking cheap Canadian beer, and working out to the powerful music of Ace of Base. That's two Swedish things in one paragraph, and there's two things you can do about it: Nothing, and like it. Tommy v2 is also the best Street Fighter Alpha 2 player in the entire world, including South Korea. Contact Him Directly

Valkyria Chronicles review

You owe it to yourself as a gamer and human being to buy and play this gem of a game. Period. [now updated with video review from GameTrailers]

Metaphysical meta-ness

v2 is genuinely upset that there aren’t enough Ho Ho Hoes running around and trying to give him a merry XXX-mas. Puns. It’s come to that…

How’s that Haterade taste?

Put down your bottles immediately! It’s time to stop the blind hate in this world and start hating things for the proper reasons.

The Art of Abstract, or something

Sometimes the power of the human imagination helps us be really creative. I have no idea what that feels like.

“It’s just…so…meta…” Part V

It’s about time the world got a Part V as good as Star Wars, but with 73% less ice and 91% more metaphysical.

“It’s just so…meta…” Part IV

The trilogy concludes with a needlessly tacked-on fourth installment!

“It’s just so…meta…” Part III

The saga continues with something far better than Star Wars Episode III…

“It’s just so…meta…” Part II

The metaphysical journey continues with another excerpt from v2’s own bathroom musings…

“It’s just so…meta…” Part I

I bring you a little treat: some of my stand-up comedy routine, except you have to read it, you lazy shit.

Ikea is the work of the devil, in a good way

Tommy v2 goes into the depths of Hell, and it’s Swedish and really kinda awesome.

Life without Wal-Mart

It’s been 23 days since I’ve been inside a Wal-Mart. The end of the world is near.

Cartoons of my Childhood: Carebears

v2 takes a look at one of his childhood favourites - that goddamn Carebears cartoon.

Down is the new Up

What the hell is wrong with everyone these days? When you were told to be more expressive, they didn’t mean this

Amanda Bynes, oh how I love thee!

Tommy v2 reveals a dark secret and will probably burn in hell for it - he’s in love with Amanda Bynes. But there’s a small problem…

Tommy|Zor Interviews GameGirl’s Raychul Moore

Gamers rejoice! Tommy|Zor interviews the lovely and hardcore Raychul Moore from GameGirl.com!