the Tommy|Zor era

Tommy v2 is the self-proclaimed "best comedy writer on the Internet" and has a big right biceps muscle to back it up. He enjoys writing, long walks on the beach (if it's a topless beach full of Swedish lesbo supermodels, that is), drinking cheap Canadian beer, and working out to the powerful music of Ace of Base. That's two Swedish things in one paragraph, and there's two things you can do about it: Nothing, and like it. Tommy v2 is also the best Street Fighter Alpha 2 player in the entire world, including South Korea. Contact Him Directly

Hey, someone’s gotta do it!

I do to my favourite movies what kids do with their food – blend that shit right up.

Think you know v2 well? Read on and find out!

I hoped it would be great, and then shit got real.

It’s just one of those days, and there’s no point in keeping all this to myself.

I need to share my hatred for all these useless, money-grabbing pieces of crap.

Ever seen a show that’s “pretty good” and then you watch it all and decide it’s “totally bullshit”? It’s like dating all over again…

Can Square’s latest entry in the Final Fantasy series live up to the brand’s high standards? Hint: Not even fucking close.

It’s time to remember some of the finer things in 2009, since we’ve already forgot most of them.