About v2 & Zor
Tommy | Zor began after Tommy, former webmaster of tommyv2.com, realized he was a failure and needed the help of his long time friend Zor.
In reality, Zor is a lazy, useless waste of talent who couldn’t motivate himself to get out of bed in the morning. He needed v2 to show him the way, as per usual.
Great. Can I continue?
Are you still upset that I slept with two of your ex-girlfriends?
I can’t believe you’re still talking about that. That was pre-9/11. Anyway…
There you go with those stupid ellipses. That has been the only consistent thing about you since you were five.
Jesus –
Hey, there shall be no mention of religion.
Let me guess; it’s because the religion of v2 went down harder and faster than your ex.
Ouch. So are you going to actually finish this about us section, or will it be like everything else in your life: always starting, never finishing?
And that is the history and story of Tommy and Zor. Happy?
Yeah, because I banged two of your exes.
I’m going to finish this now and pretend you’re not here, okay?
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We’ve been friends since we were 6 years old. Shit, Zor was 5 at the time. It was time to create something together instead of competing for once, so we came up with the site. Tommy v2, of course, had previously conquered the world with tommyv2.com, but its reluctance to move into the future has led to its demise. With v2 hating everything modern and trendy, he went against the grain and ended up epic failing in the end. He owned a website that was ranked 33,000th in the entire world, and he ruined it. Probably in the multi-millions now. That’s what happens when you cater to people without ADD. Won’t make that mistake again…
Zor, on the other hand, was spending his life learning the art of magic. Having been labeled a social engineer by his friends, he had a real center of attention complex; as in, he needed it at all times. Magic and his natural talent for entertaining others seemed to be a perfect combination to feed this need. However, he never pushed to accomplish anything with it.
These two tragedies eventually led us to begin something new together. What we realized is no matter what the venue or situation, the two of us are a riot. Mainly because we spend 90% of our time smack talking each other, and the other 10% smack talking others who would dare interrupt us. Just listen to a Zorcast Radio broadcast and you’ll understand completely.
This site is a testimony to our many years of friendship (20+). Regardless of the medium, we’re out to do one thing: entertain the hell out of each other. But, for once (maybe twice) we’re going to be unselfish and bring you in on it. Sit back, chillax and rock on.
Zor, did you just suggest they chill and rock at the same time?
Don’t ruin this for me, OK?
Needs more ellipses, don’t you know?
I think so…
tommy | zor
